Come on!
No.2, come on!
Come on!
Shit, can't I ever win?
Pay up!
What are you doing?
I've lost everything, I can't pay
Don't talk nonsense, I've lost badly
I should've been nicer to him
Give me a few days grace
You said you couldn't pay
Forget it, I'll pay you back for sure
I'll go and try. Bye-bye!
Pao
Okay, I'll help you find someone
Pao
Tsai. Any work to do?
This plece of bread is all I have left
Business has been pretty slow these days?
My tummy's squeaking with hunger
Just stick out your tongue
Don't make fun of me
Stick it out
Your tongue's so thick and fat
See how mine is
The way you bite is cute
Don't make fun of me
I'd to bite tongue if I had nothing to eat
Now I work for you
Others won't take it. Would you?
Yes!
A guinea pig is needed for a Research Institute
Can you stand the ordeal?
Sure, why not?
Are you a volunteer?
Not exactly, I'm getting paid for this
Sign here. You'll be called in a minute
I'll get paid then, right?
Of course, please have a seat
So, you're another guinea plg
Yeah!
Mr Chien
Coming
Ouch!
You made a mistake
Doctor, aim well like you do in a gambling
Sorry, I'm not a good gambler
Ouch!
That's not it either
Wrong again!
Let me make the decision
Professor, if it hurts, it's wrong
Is it here? I can't find the point
My acupuncture points are off after five
You did very well
There's not much difference among individuals
Let me demonstrate some insertion techniques
When the patient gets a kind of numb feeling
it is working
Electricity can be used for better effect
Electrical vibration's better than the human hand
I told you not to use alternating current
You may collect your money now
What's up? Thinking of the past again?
Sit down for a chat
Are you all right?
Not too all right
You must've lost everything in gambling
Have you got any work for me?
Be a punching bag, but you can't earn much
You'd make more boxing for the black market
You won't starve and can pay off your debt
You think I'm as good as before?
The audience now wants to see blood
It'll be all right if you can take it
I'm in good shape, the not so young
I can block any quick punches
Uncle
Uncle, are you alright?
You should've warned me first
Look at my hands. Can I be a punching bag?
I got it!
A phoney marriage? It's trouble if exposed
No one would ever know it
Well, since my wife divorced me
I am fed up with women
What about money?
Money?
Sure!
Smile
Another pose
Smile
I've to go in
Bye-bye!
Take care!
Bye-bye!
What else besides bye-bye?
I'm really excited
It's nice to be married to the USA
Would you miss Hong Kong?
Not much, now that daddy's gone
Don't ever come back midway
I'll get married and settle down there
I'm really excited
Take care!
I will!
I've to go in
Bye-bye!
Bye-bye...
Peter!
What took you so long? It worried me
Got the money?
In my bag
Let's talk about it later
Let's go
I thought you wouldn't come
Foreigners will bully me
Nonsense!
Come in!
Money's in this bag?
Yes
I'll put it aside for you
No fake marriage, no green card of us
After marrying that guy
you're on probation with the Immigration for a period of time
before you're cleared
Do I need to live with that stranger?
No, when you're cleared, we can live together
You divorce him in two years
and we can be legally married
I sold my flat, was it a mistake?
It was, if you didn't sell it
Have you changed?
No. Have you?
Of course not
I love you all the same, but people jeer at me
What does that man look like?
Better than those fatties in Chinatown
Today's a glorious day of happiness
So many are gathered here to witness
the holy match of a man and a woman
by the will of God
They'll be blessed by the Heavenly Father
I now ask you
would you take Jade Li to be your wife?
I do
And you, Jade Li?
Would you take pao Chien to be your husband?
I do
Anyone objecting to this marriage?
No, everyone's for it
You may kiss the bride
You may kiss the groom
Go ahead
I now pronounce you man and wife
He likes pork, he likes the color red
Anything else?
He prefers tissues to handkerchiefs
She was born in Hongkong in 1961
She's well-developed, but simple-minded
She couldn't walk at 3, couldn't speak at 4
She entered kindergarten at 7, finished primary school at 19
She still passed water in bed at 24
He likes picking the nose
She wears no bras or underpants
She is promiscuous...
This is only your illusion
Stop that or we'll get into trouble
Without money, I just...
You'll get it after the interview
The trouble with me is I may lose
my memory without money
She's cock-eyed and got corns
Well, here's a check for $1.000
She was born into a happy family in 1961
She graduated at the head of her class
Memorize them well, understand?
Anything else?
He likes pork, likes the color red
Prefers Kotex to Kleenex
Kleenex, not Kotex
What?
What did I say?
What do I prefer?
It's taboo for a gambler like me
Kleenex, not Kotex
Sorry, sorry!
Repeat that. What do I prefer?
You have no sweat
Nothing
Someone's coming
Try to act well
Change seats
Mr Chien, Mrs Chien
Yes
Please come with me
Yes
Keep close
Cling closer
Still closer
Mr Chlen, please wait
Yes
Mrs Chien, please come with me
Yes
Mrs Chien
Yes
Not yet used to this salutation?
Yes
Has your husband got constipation?
Yes, but not often
I'm not too sure!
What's the color of your husband's underpants?
Red
Are you sure?
Yes
Does he shore in bed?
I don't know
You sleep with him and you don't know?
I go to bed earlier than he
I admire you. You may go out
Mrs. Chien, please come this way
Yes
Mrs. Chien
Red
Mrs. Chien
Yes
Mr. Chien
Yes
Do you snore in bed?
I don't know
Have you got constipation?
No, I have bowel movement by eating anything
What's the name of your wife?
What a question!
I called her Cutie when she was a child
I called her Dummy when she grew up
Subsequently, I called her Golden Lotus
Now...
I'm calling her...
Jade Li
What's your favorite panty?
Like the lips
Please repeat
Triangular lip panties
Why?
To cover up my triangular lips
I mean the jockey straps
How can two strangers be man and wife?
Why not?
Please sigh here
Someone will visit you within two months
Good luck!
The same to you
Good
Don't worry, the money will be ready
Good
Mr Chien
Everything will be okay in two months
May I ask
Where's the money?
I'll get it from the bank tomorrow
What?
How dare you fool me?
If the money's not ready tomorrow
I'll do that with her tomorrow
Stay with me tonight
The Immigration people usually come at night
Please stay a little longer
Try to raise the money
Yes, right away
Bye-bye!
I'll see you out
Tomorrow morning at the latest
Okay, bye-bye!
Peter, is that fatty reliable?
He only talks big
Be nice to that fatty
He hates women since he was deserted by his wife
Come to see me early tomorrow
I'm afraid he might
If he means it
Our marriage is doomed
Well, I know
I must leave. Bye-bye!
How are you, sir?
Fine!
What cough?
Dry cough
Dry cough is no cough
What?
You're only acting
How long have you known peter?
Since childhood
He's my fiance!
I hate people who smile cheaply
0.K
With money, I'll serve you to the last
Come on!
Put all underwear together
Collect the other things yourself
Well, don't let your boyfriend get in
This will avoid suspicion from Immigration
Where are you taking my undies?
Follow me!
What a smell
I don't mind that
Look, it's daily routine
And you must observe the rules
This is mine, don't use it
What shall I use then?
Squat on it
Lift up the stool, don't piss around
Use only 4-section tissue, I use 2-section only
It's not enough
Use your hand then
Use any fingers you like
Aren't you biased against me?
No, I'm only biased against women
Listen, I never close the door when I piss
I keep the door half open when I shit
I keep the door open to get ventilation
You're a nut!
Yes, I am
You pay for water and electricity
You need them too, don't you?
I never take a bath
so I seldom use water
I don't use electricity because I fear Light
Well, I'm tough. What have you to say?
I have nothing to speak
I couldn't care less about what you speak
Anyway, if you ever touch me
I'll cut it right off
Ok, it's a deal
Some day, I'll let you uproot it
You wanted it yourself
Don't worry
This is my pillow, it's clean
Isn't that too conservative for the bedroom?
So they're coming again! Open the door
Hello
Please come in
Honey, we have visitors
Make yourselves comfortable
Darling, kiss me?
Stop that! They're collectors, not immigration
Pao, the loan's due for payment
Can you put it off for one more day?
No more delays
You acted well
Now you know why I need money
You'll get it tomorrow
What's it?
No stranger must see me like this
I've seen your chest
Why is Peter still not back?
Call him!
Okay!
No answer?
He must be in the toilet
How do you know?
He goes to the toilet every morning
Everybody does the same!
You go to the toilet now
It's unhealthy to hold it
Peter, it's me
Returned from the toilet?
A smooth bowel movement? Good!
I'm okay
He's nice to me
I mean it
Stop nagging
I was only bluffing
He's not there. There's no answer
Go and see him
Hurry up!
What does it say?
Sorry, Jade, I bet all my money
hoping I can marry you at an early date
But I lost and ran into debts
The loan shark broke my nose
Now my blood spread to the living room
I suspect bleeding in ribs, concussion
Lung trouble or even ureteritis
As I couldn't take it anymore
I had no choice but to do it
I'll try to raise the money somehow
I'll come back to you some day
Your Ever-Loving Peter
Bad, he's got beaten up
So you're ganged up
No
Maybe he's passing out in the bathroom
He really is there
Peter
Look!
Open up!
Wait for me
Listen to my explanation, sir
I'm no less sorry than you
Peter is not that kind of a guy
He had no other choice
He'll try all he could to repay you
He won't desert me
Sir, sir
I won't believe you any more
Sir!
All right!
Sir
Listen, sir!
Don't take me for a moron
I'm a moron, not you
When I left Hongkong, I told everyone
I came here to marry Peter
So everyone knew I was an Immigrant
And they thought I'd be happy here
I have self-respect
I'm very nice normally
but I can lose my temper too
I've already debased myself
Admit me, I beg you!
I'll repay you the money
I won't return to Hongkong to be laughed at
Let me in, or I'll inform Immigration
to get you jailed
You're threatening me?
- No - What are you doing?
- I beg you - Don't bite my toe
I beg you
Don't beg me, let me beg you in return
Repay me. I must remit to my parents
pay off the loan shark
and pay alimony
You mean your ex-wife?
I mean to curse her
She complained about my gambling and poverty
She deserted me on getting her Green Card
Now it's your turn to fool me
Do I owe you anything?
I'm going to cry
I didn't want to get you involved
I don't mind
I'd rather get killed with you here
than return to Hongkong to be scorned
Well, let me be your amah
Peter will pay you when he returns
Well, wish it were true
Fix everything and come in to sleep
I can't sleep after what's happened
Good, good!
Morning, sir
I'll come right away
Come here!
You promised to repay me the money
I won't sell my body
I got a call that the Research Institute
pays more for a couple
Research for a couple?
Manual work, not love-making
Go and change
It may not be a pleasant experience
Don't fuss if you don't feel well
or it will bring disgrace to Chinese
I'm not sure if I can make it
I must deduct it from my debt
Good afternoon
The experiment is aimed at finding out
human reactions in diverse circumstances
Your feelings will be used to determine
the physical and psychological effects
on persons in custody
The longer you can stand the experiment
the higher remuneration you'll get
Would you deduct our pay if we failed to react
Never
Can you make it?
For the sake of money, let's start
Please!
It's been two hours already
Pretty tough?
I feel great. Only a little itch in the back
It was caused by the bank-notes
So I don't feel anything at all
Good, a great man can usually suffer
A great man can always make it
You can't stand any more
If you can't, just tell him!
I can suffer more than you do
I'm rare in this world
Professor, let her go!
She's weak!
What if anything happens to her?
Look at her, she's dying
She can't stand it anymore
I can hold on
What? Don't persist
It's already been four hours
I only feel some itch
Professor, would you scratch my back?
No? What's going on?
If you don't do it, I won't go on!
Let me out. I know what you're up to
You're only trying to murder us Chinese
You've committed such atrocities
I give up, I won't take your money
You must be in conspiracy with them
You can't possibly feel nothing
Dirty bitch!
I'll throw you out for sure
Pay up
Pay up!
Sir, sir
The weather's bad, I have a headache
Rice with clams and fish head
The sun shines bright on my home
Good boy, I'll feed you in a minute
Good boy!
Professor, a fly's over my eyelid
Sir, sir!
Normally I don't pay personally
but I'm grateful to you both for
undergoing the experiment
You've helped us to prove that
women have higher tolerance than men
Well, where's your husband?
Convey my thanks to him
Okay
Sir, sir!
The moon is more beautiful in Hongkong
Would Peter come to see me?
Don't make trouble here
Be ready for the hell if you can't pay
Don't forget it, Pao
Let's go!
Come on!
I warned you against gambling
Let me take part in Saturday's competition
Be patient
I need money
You're fat and you lack practice
They pay to watch us suffer, you said that
I can stand punches
Can you make it?
No problem
Are you sure?
Sure!
What are you doing?
Don't hog the toilet
Be nice to a girl
She's gentle in personality
She's been cheated and fares worse than I
Assault!
Damn fatty
No!
Trying to take advantage of me?
Only a misunderstanding
You molested me
I didn't!
Immigration, I'm here for house calls
Immigration
Immigration?
Immigration
Please come in!
You're out of breath. Anything wrong?
Can't you use your imagination?
Which of you sleeps in the living room?
We sleep anywhere
People with energy can do anything
Let me ask you some question
Let me ask your photos, correspondence
bills for HK-USA phone calls
You must prove your real relationship
Miss, I...
What an affected air in front of a stranger
Miss, don't blame her
We were competing in stripping
Miss, we're much in love
Miss, believe me!
Miss, I...
That's all for now
Go on with your game
Pill in this and mail it to me
Thank you!
I'll come again for interviews
I didn't mean to take advantage of you
I tried to keep you from getting cold
I tripped and fell down on you
I let the blanket slip to get you off the hook
Good night!
Don't! My panties my drop!
Good night!
Go to bed
Dear Lily, the weather in Los Angeles is nice
Peter is much nicer to me now
He bought a car and will buy a flat soon
We'll move to another place
We're planning to sell our present house
In sum, we really are happy
Why are you trying to do?
I still have to compete today
Why are you sleeping on the bathtub?
You think you're pretty? You're special?
Your teeth? Your rabbit teeth?
Protruded teeth are nothing special
Sorry, I didn't do it purposely
What a huge place for the black market
I fixed everyone up from top to bottom
I'm here to have a look
Any way out if the cops come?
There are exits everywhere
And our boys on the lookout
Someone has bet on you
It'll be okay if you win
I hope so
Welcome to the match
between Big Turtle and Crazy Eyes
Only a knockout is decisive
Let's make it clear no gambling is allowed
Secret gambling is an exception
You have no pants on
If the cops come, disperse through the exit
Applause, please!
On my left is ex-Lightweight Champion
Pao Chien the Big Turtle
On my right is Crazy Eyes
It's not Thai boxing
no kick, no knees
Break when I tell you to
Good luck!
Ready!
Stop
One, two, three, four, five
Are you alright?
Continue
Knock him down in the 2nd round
His eyes are fierce
You're tougher than he
Ready
Continue
One, two, three, four, five, six
Continue
One, two, three, four five
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Big Turtle's won
You did brilliantly
Take a rest here
Pao, you did brilliantly
I'll pay you!
Pay it up once and for all
Fight Thai boxing with Big Bear
If you win, our debt's gone!
If you lose, just get yourself killed
How can I ever match him?
You can, if you're desperate
Think it over
Let's go!
Morning, sir!
You didn't return to sleep last night
Your wife called, asking you to
Issue her a check
Not my wife, my ex-wife
Any experiment for me, sir?
Are you competent for it?
Don't bother me!
I beg you!
Be a taxi dancer
I can't!
Take part in mud wrestling then
HELLO
Hello, miss
Can I help you?
Care to take part in mud wrestling?
Did you do that before?
You can make lots of money
$2,0007?
More than that
Look at the ring, There's a match every night
- It's you! - Yes
You've never come before
Your household expenses
Alimony, not household expenses
It makes no difference!
Why's there $200 more?
Give it back to me in cashed?
When can this check be cashed?
Next month
You've cooked up a storm for me
This is my boyfriend
Excuse me, I'll go up to get the money
Sit down!
The world's getting open-minded
How embarrassed we would be if
We were in such a situation years ago?
We're embarrassed now all the same
No, we can get along or part freely
Only an irresponsible person feels that way
That's a disgrace to me
I'm always responsible
I bought this house. I used the fridge, the TV
Even your girlfriend...
Never mind, I'll fix that
After fixing, it can be used again for years
Stop joking. Can a broken thing be used again?
No problem, I used it
You're mean
What?
You don't have to stand up
Let's have a match
What are you doing?
$200
Keep it for medical expenses
Remember, no sex before the fight
Jade suits me best
She'll spend the night with me
What do you mean?
I'm not piased against you
Why are you pushing me
to the toilet?
I won't
Sorry, I hit hard due to overpractice
Practice? You'll get killed anyway
I know, but as my opponent's my ex-wife's boyfriend
I'll fight till my death
I hated you because I hated my wife
But I don't like her anymore
Tell me how many people put their heads into the stool
and take rinsing water for soda
Why make such sounds in the toilet?
I try to make money from mud wrestling
Are you sure you want to do it?
Nonsense!
Go then. Keep the money for yourself
I'll cook for you tonight
Sex maniacs, porno representatives
I'm excited to see you!
There's Girls wrestling tonight
Let's welcome the girl wrestlers
Go out!
They're out!
On my left is North American Champion
American Tigress Sally
On my right is Little Rabbit Sheila
Thank you
Money
One, two, three, four, six, seven
Get up, hurry up
Are you alright?
Continue
Break, break!
Come on!
Big Turtle, come on
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Continue
Big Turtle's won!
Pao, bravo!
I've won!
For you
No
No alimony either. I'm going to marry him
Make him take a blood test to see if it's okay
It's hot when dropped on me
How did you feel when he hit me?
I didn't want you to die
And when I hit him?
I didn't want him to be injured
I don't mind heavy injury, but not death
He can't even stand injury
Cousin
Are you coming to our wedding?
Yes, if my girlfriend is free
Excuse us!
In fact, I couldn't beat you
She told me not to win
But now, can't win even if I want to
You're fantastic!
Getting married? So what?
I don't like you, I like Jade!
Jade, I've won!
Look, I've bought back shrimps, pork chop...
What are you doing?
I'm going!
Where to?
Peter won't come back to me. Luck's against me!
The Immigration will come to check again
Just tell them I've returned to Hongkong
You said you couldn't stand being jeered
You'll get scorned for sure
Here's $1,000 to cover part of the loan
I'll pay the balance when I return to Hongkong
I'm not sure if I'd get the balance!
Do I look like a crook?
Do I look one that'll drive people to desperation?
Have you made up your mind?
I'm already used to living with you
You've been trying to throw me out
I'm afraid of darkness
I can't live alone, you know that
If you leave, I'll cry
Are you sure you want to leave?
Yes
Have you made up your mind?
Well, I'll help you!
- Go! - What are you doing?
Go, go!
Go!
What are you doing?
What do you want?
I must see if it contains my belongings
Would I be so dirty?
Open it to show me!
Okay, go ahead!
Take away anything not mine!
What are you up to?
I'm only trying to stop you from leaving
I'm stalling for time
Any money inside?
Give me
What are you doing?
Money!
What are you doing?
Trying to murder? I won't forgive you as a ghost
What are you up to?
This bag is mine
You said it's mine if it contains nothing of your own!
Let's split it
Okay!
But its origin's unknown
Crouch
Only smugglers carry so much money
Could it be fake money?
Possible!
Show it to a bank
Okay
Don't, don't
Money
Don't let anyone see it
Money!
How are we going to put it?
Don't you trust me?
No, you might slip out at night
You really are thoughtful
You've changed
I've tasted the agonies of poverty
And I've been cheated
Money doesn't mean anything
Right, but it means much
Would you knock me out?
Would you murder me?
I won't!
You rape, then kill?
I'll rape you, but not kill you!
Why?
Killing is a crime
What about rape?
You're my wife and this is my home!
Don't provoke me, or...
Okay!
When you get your share, peter and you nothing
Do you mind if I watch you?
No
What are you doing?
Untie it!
Why?
I must go to the toilet
Don't go!
I can't hold it
Let's go together
Go!
What kind of water is this?
Sorry
A bad habit for a man
Let's be fair tonight
Let's not guard against each other
I'm only worrying about the money
Keep cool when you enter the bank
Over there!
The next!
Put down your eyeglasses
Put it direct into your deposit box
No
A suspect in black glasses is gazing at us
Don't scare me
I've a share in the money
Another man in black glasses is watching us!
Don't look at him
Look over there
Another man in black glasses
So many in black glasses?
Don't be nervous
Keep calm!
Put on your glasses
Next!
Miss, I want to apply for a deposit box
Okay!
I want to have a word with you
What are you doing?
Come on!
Why are you bringing me here?
It's dangerous to go home now
Its owner may come to search our house
It's no use to stay here either
I know
But we must make something straight
What's it?
Let's not split the money
If we do, we'll lose each other
I can do without you, but you can't do without me
It hurts me!
It sounds embarrassing
You'll be alone here anyway
Those Americans may bully you
Let me protect you
Thank you
Maybe Peter needs the money
That bastard cheated you and...
What?
Took away your money
I'm different. I respect you!
What do you think of me?
You're sincere, but...
What? I can change
I'll give up gambling
smoking and drinking
I can make up to look better for you
I must talk to Peter first
I've known him for too long
Well, I give you my word
You may split your share with Peter if he returns!
Let's sleep together tonight
I was only joking, but I'm serious
Let me think it over
Let's go home. It's dangerous here
Let's go!
Don't get out. There are people in the house
I must check first
If there's no one, I'll go to bed
When I call you, come to the bed
Be alert
What a mess. Traces of being searched
How come?
What's it?
Stop that, please!
Anyway, tell me why
or I may get killed without knowing why
Why are you hitting me?
Where's the bag of money?
Money?
Why didn't you say so?
It's ready, It's benind the sofa
Put your hand off me
Jade, get out of here!
Let me go, let me go!
Come back and help me!
Don't go away
Help, help!
Let me go!
Don't let him get away
Come, come and help me
You promised to be nice to me
Now you're leaving me behind
and taking away my money
Don't worry, I won't go away
Tell them to wait for my call
Go in and have some tea, first
Don't follow him. Come back!
I want coffee with sugar but without milk
We have no sugar, sir
Did you rape her?
Nonsense, return me the money
or I'll set fire to your house
Go ahead, it's not our own house
Did you rape her?
Maniac!
I'm conservative. Did you do it?
No
Swear!
Don't stall for time or I'll kill her
Don't swear
I'll return you the money you return me my wife
She's not clean. Don't touch her
Where shall we meet?
West Edmonton Mall
What did he say, sir?
Your husband said you're not clean
Uncle, what should I do?
I don't know
Let's set up something. What do you say?
Okay
What do you two say?
You decide, and we'll follow
We know nothing but fight
Don't worry, I'll fix them
I know you're in trouble. Need any help?
What are you doing?
Go away
Don't move!
Follow him
Go to hell
Return me the money
Give it to me
No
- Hands off - Return it to me
- Return it to me
No
Jade
Are you alright?
Return them the bag
If we return now
What a loss of face
What are you going to do then?
I'd rather die
Give me the money
What now?
I won't return it
Give me the bag
Are you alright?
Yes, let's go
Follow him
Hurry up!
I'll break the glass
Go down, they're coming!
I'll run if you don't!
Go down quick
Go down. I'll meet you down there
Go down
Stop
There's no exit
Shoot, I won't go down
Shoot!
I won't go down, It's so high!
Shoot!
Money...
The money's gone!
With me here, it's safe
Sorry, I have no money to repay you
Never mind. Stay here and take your time
Thank you!
If peter comes, tell me I've left
Okay!
I got a call there's experiment work for us
We can have a treat tonight
- Good... - Eat...
Last time we discussed that will power
may change in bad circumstances
It means the abnormai behaviour pnenomenon
Now let's see our guinea plgs
Ready
Ladies and gentlemen
What's the colour?
Black
And this?
White
What colour is this?
Red
What do you mean by that?
What colour is this?
Time's up!
And this?
Sexy
And this?
Make fun
Repeat
Make fun
Repeat
Make fun
Crazy
Make fun
Crazy, make fun
Alright
Crazy, make fun
Good enough
Now we've reached a conclusion
When under pressure, human benavlour
is beyond the control of speech
Congratulations! You've created your own language!
Where shall we dine tonight?
Make fun
Where?
Crazy
What did you say?
Make fun, crazy
What did you say?
Make fun
What kind if an experiment was that?
Make fun